Fifth Grade Writing Lesson
From the second grade on, the first big assignment when I returned to school in September was always the same. Tell what you did last summer. How I envied some of my classmates. They went to far-away and exciting places like The Grand Canyon, Yellowstone Park, and Padre Island. James Parker even told once of his visit to the Statue of Liberty. I never went any farther than 0ne hundred and fifty miles down the road to visit Aunt Opal.
All that changed the year I started the fifth grade. When Miss Morgan wrote on the board, write an essay about what you did last summer and be prepared to read it to the class next Friday, I took my Big Chief tablet from my desk and scrawled in bold cursive across the top line: LAST SUMMER I WITNESSED A MURDER.
That wasn’t exactly true. There had been a murder-suicide in our neighborhood. It took place on the vacant lot across the street from my house. Barton Harlowe, the man who owned the grocery store around the corner, killed his wife Edna and then shot himself.
When it happened I was with my mother and brother. We were visiting a neighbor several blocks away. I had, however, heard several first-hand, if somewhat conflicting accounts. That was good enough, I decided. I began to write.
I told of how Edna ran, screaming and crying from the back door of the store. How Barton followed in hot pursuit brandishing a gun and shouting, “Triflin’ woman.” Most of my witnesses told me that he really yelled something much worse. I didn’t dare write that. Barton stopped, took aim, and shot. The bullet hit poor Edna in the back of the head. She fell to the ground. Her blood gushed out and soaked into the dry earth. Then Barton put the gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger again. My more reliable witnesses said he’d put the gun to the side of his head. The gun in his mouth sounded more dramatic. When he shot, the top of his head flew off and his brains splattered all around as he hit the ground.
By now I was completely engrossed in the yarn I was spinning. I added, for good measure, that Barton went directly to Hades. Miss Morgan would look askance at the word Hell. There he would sizzle and fry through all eternity. Edna, however, went directly to heaven where she was given a long, flowing white robe and a pair of gossamer wings. I reasoned that gossamer couldn’t be a bad word. I read about gossamer wings in a fairy tale.
The next day, just before morning recess, Miss Morgan said, “Billie, remain in your seat when the bell rings. I need to talk to you.” I thumbed through my memory, trying to think of something I’d done that would elicit a reprimand and came up with nothing.
As the last student exited the room, Miss Morgan, took a sheet of paper from the stack on her desk, and holding it, came down the aisle toward me.
My heart beat double time. I was in some kind of bad trouble.
Miss Morgan sat sideways in the desk in the row next to me. She had my essay in her hand. Her scowl did not indicate good tidings. Maybe gossamer was a bad word. She asked, “Did you really see this murder?”
My parents kept close watch on what happened to my brother and me in school. I knew I’d better tell the truth. “No.” I offered in my own defense, “I did talk to several eye-witnesses.” I tagged my assertion with a question, “Does this mean I have to write another essay?”
Miss Morgan shook her head. “No, but it does mean I’m dropping your grade one letter. What was once an A is now a B, and you certainly can’t read this to the class, it’s not appropriate.”
I was beyond disappointed. B grade I could live with, but missing an opportunity to tell the class about seeing a murder seemed cruel and unusual punishment. I was too relieved and too anxious to escape to argue. “Yes ma’am. Can I go now?”
“May I,” Miss Morgan corrected, “And yes, you may.” As I neared the door, she called after me, “Billie.”
What had I done now? I turned, “Yes ma’am.”
“Take my advice and the next time you write, tell the truth.” She stood. “I hope you have learned something from this.”
I didn’t take her advice. To this day I am telling tales, spinning yarns and embroidering the truth. I did learn something. Fiction and fact are conjoined twins.